Uske Kadam Jahajahan Pade Hamne Wo Jagah Chum Le Aur Vo Bevfa Meri Mammi Ko Ja Ke Boli .. ... .... "Anti Aapka Banti Mitti Khata Hai"
Pappu: Maine Aaj Ek Dukandar Se Salon Ka Badla Le Liya Banti: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Maine Us Se Parleji Biskut Ka Paiket Kharida Aur Jab Dukandaar Ne Mujhse Paise Mange To Maine Use Panch Aclyers (Eclairs) Din Aur Kaha "Chhuttee Nahin Hain"A
Pappu: Oye! Tu Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Wala Tha Kya Hua? Banti: Yaar! Kal Jaunga Aaj Thodi Si Tabiyat Kharab Hai!
Pappu Ne Apani Garlfrend Ka Naam Bled Se Apane Hath Par Likha Thodi Der Baad Jor Se Rone Laga Banti: Kyon Ro Raha Hai Pappu? Pappu: Are Yaar Spelling Galat Ho Gae Isiliye
Jito: Aaj Ke Test Men Pappu Tumhare Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Banti Se 20 Nambar Kam Jito: Achchha Banti Ke Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: 20A